The internet: that’s where we are in case you forgot. It’s like your and my secret little meeting place. See — I even carved our initials into this boner pill ad. I’ve tried them, they work. This is a punk cover of the Pee-Wee’s Playhouse theme song (originally performed by

Because it’s taco Tuesday, this is a video of woodworker Peter Brown constructing a margarita glass (looks more like a goblet of firewater to me) entirely out of Himalayan rock salt, using a lathe to turn and carve the three separate pieces of the glass, then gluing them all together.

Because there’s a market for absolutely everything, this is the Kickstarter for ‘The Brow’, a pair of $45 sun-shaders that are worn like sunglasses but don’t have any lenses, instead shielding your eyes via little brow-level visors. Where was Oakley on this? These look right up their alley. Obviously, these

This is a 60-second (almost quadruple the average human’s attention span) sweded remake of Alien, as shot by the filmmakers at Canada’s Folks Films. They did a good job, and I would watch a full-length version if they made one. Granted I wouldn’t pay full ticket price to see it

Because some people still believe in a having a little dangerous fun (the best kind), this is a video of “Rocketman” Robert Maddox blasting around a dried lake bed in “The Beast”, a pulse-jet powered go-kart he built. In the clip he hits speeds up to 90MPH while the engine

This is a video of a group of fun-loving bros pantomiming rowing a boat, using a two-man saw to cut down a tree, and starting a generator to the rhythm of their buddy’s loud snoring. Actually, there are two videos: one sped up (which is more fun to watch because

These are several videos of oil rig worker Hector Zert tossing leftover food into the water and watching the feeding frenzy fish balls that ensue. The fish just bee-line it straight towards the food and start swarming. Pretty sure I saw some sharks getting in on the action too. I

Note: Video contains spoilers if you haven’t watched the show because your ex changed the password on their Disney+ account. Take a step into my time machine (actually a repurposed refrigerator box) and turn the dial to 1985! This is a reimagined trailer for The Book Of Boba Fett as