Using AI learning, scientists at the University of Tokyo’s ISI Laboratory have successfully taught a pair of robotic arms to peel a banana without tearing your penis off with one hand and vaporizing it with the laser blaster in its other. Congratulations? Handling soft fruit is tricky for robots, but

Ever wonder how plastic pollution is manufactured? Have I got the video for you! This is a clip of a 750mL water bottle blowing machine doing it’s thing — it’s thing being making future ocean trash as quickly as possible. There’s also a video of the same process being used

This is some POV footage of what it looks like to pilot a Seabreacher, a sort of jet-powered boat/submarine inspired by dolphins. Admittedly, it looks pretty fun. Do a barrel roll! Still, it’s all fun and games until you find yourself in the belly of a whale. THEN WHAT? You

This is a video of a peach rumped monkey (not official name) attempting to use a smartphone that was dropped into the monkey pit at the San Diego Zoo. Hello, Rescue Rangers? Get me out of here! Just kidding, it was probably trying to order some hair-growth serum off Amazon

Because ‘you should really get a hobby’ means different things to different people, this is a video of ‘Seven Nation Army’ by The White Stripes being performed by a small seven-member army of googly-eyed electric toothbrushes, printers, credit card receipt printers, and a clothes iron (which I mistook for a

This is an incredibly smooth video of a man casually trick-kicking a discarded drink bottle into the back of a garbage truck like he does this all the time. And maybe he does. They do say practice makes perfect, and I don’t know if anyone could ever do this on

This is a video from a Casper, Wyoming mechanic who had a hoarder bring her Scion xB in to have a nonfunctioning window repaired. If only she’d been hoarding working windows instead of trash. Seriously though, hoarding disorder is a real thing, and it makes me sad. And, at least

This is a vintage video of truth-telling hip owner Shakira seeing a camera phone for the first time while on tour in Japan circa 2000. She says she’s thankful that the Japan-only phone model won’t work in America because otherwise the paparazzi would be going nuts. Little did she know