Because dreams really do come true occasionally, these are the Cute Poop Emoji Plush Slippers manufactured by YINGGG and available on Amazon for $20. Perhaps most shockingly, the US size 5 – 8 slippers have 4.5/5 stars with 272 reviews. Obviously, these are not the shitty slippers I was expecting.

This is a video compilation assembled by Youtuber Zane Golia starring actor Jonathan Frakes (best known as Star Trek: The Next Generation’s Commander William T. Riker) interrogating you using questions he asked while hosting Beyond Belief: Fact or Fiction. I’m not gonna lie, he had me sweating, and I probably

This is a video of a guy pranking his girlfriend by cutting the wires from a pair of regular Apple earphones, then pretending they’re her AirPods and tossing the out the window to see if they can fly. As far as pranks go, it isn’t a very good one. Not

This is a backyard security cam video of a man lighting his gas grill and being so shocked by the ignition that he stumbles and takes a fall. Admittedly, you can see the grill grate jump a bit when he lights it, but that’s still no excuse for this sort

This is a video of Superman and The Witcher star and heartthrob Henry Cavill building himself a sweet gaming computer, set to the sensual jams of Barry White, presumably because there’s no such thing as getting everyone TOO in the mood. FUN FACTS: [Henry] has been an avid PC gamer

This is a video of the dream-livers from Youtube channel How Ridiculous attempting to cut a car in half by dropping it from 45-meters (~148 Feet) onto a massive axe blade. They also drop some other stuff onto the blade including a jet-ski, fire extinguisher, and a bunch of unopened

This is a short video of golden retriever Moose playing hide-and-seek with caretaker Shane when he spots him in the bathroom mirror and looks confused. It’s funny, my dogs always looks at me in the mirror but never look at themselves. It’s like they don’t even recognize themselves as themselves,

This is a short video of a man demonstrating how to hide in plain sight using a length of flexible ducting. One second he’s here, and the next he’s part of some giant HVAC system or something. Obviously, this probably wouldn’t fool a Predator, and– “I’d hit it.” apparently Optimus