This is a video of Jazz musician Jacob Collier playing the audience like an instrument. Apparently a lot of the people who attend Jacob’s shows are musically inclined themselves (Jacob is considered a musician’s musican), which probably makes such a feat a whole lot easier. Per one Youtuber explaining just

This is a video demonstration of an onion cutting and peeling machine that automatically orients onions to horizontally cut their tops and bottoms off, then rips their paper skins off with a blast of high pressure air. How about that! And here I thought onions were all peeled by hand

These are a couple Instagram videos of Flare Fabrications using a powerful burning laser to clean the grime off of a penny and dime, leaving a Mike Tyson style face tattoo on George Washing in the process, and cool guy shades on Roosevelt. Now I want one of those lasers.

This is a video of talented acapella group MayTree (previously) covering the theme song from Thomas & Friends. They do a splendid job, five out of five finger in the cheek popping sounds. You know, when I was growing up children’s programming didn’t have theme songs. As a matter of

This is a video of game-loving Australian Shepherd Spot playing a little Connect Four with her human and rage-quitting after her three-in-a-row gets blocked (valiant effort trying to cover the hole with her muzzle so the move couldn’t be made though). Honest, I don’t blame her, I do the exact

This is a video of Action Movie Dad’s action movie children playing with a leafblower he modded into a kid-friendly flamethrower with a length of colored fabric. Pretty clever. Now I’m sure there are some other parents out there who would just let their children play with actual fire in

This is a video of ABC 7 Chicago weatherman Greg Dutra, who discovers the weather monitor is actually a touchscreen, and instantly turns into a big child. Precious moments. Also, you’d really think the IT department would have let him know the weather monitor was actually a touchscreen, but noooooooo,

This is some produce section security cam footage (presumably installed due to peach thievery) of an elderly woman and supermarket employee, who have made it tradition to have a little standoff whenever she’s in the market (does he wear a baguette vest all the time?). How precious is that! I