This is a vintage clip from the Stupid Human Tricks segment of Late Night With David Letterman circa 1994 of a woman that looks like a cross between Alyssa Milano and my friend Bevin who can spit her gum out and catch it back in her mouth like Kirby. How

This is a pleasant little walking tour of Youtuber uly huerta’s neighborhood in Osaka, Japan, which really does put off some heavy Studio Ghibli vibes. The lack of people on the streets certainly does create a certain ambiance. For reference, my neighborhood gives off more of a dystopian future vibe.

This is a video of New York City removing the last public pay phone booth in the city, previously located at 7th Ave and W 50th Street in Manhattan. GOODBYE PAST, HELLO FUTURE! *rubbing hands together* Now — where are all the hoverboards and flying cars? Also can I borrow

This is a video of designer Ari Serrano demonstrating a pair of pants he made that have an integrated pet carrier in the butt. I’m pretty sure it’s more of a conceptual piece than a practical one, because you can’t sit while carrying your pet. Well you could, but then

This is a video from the Flamingoland Resort in Yorkshire, England of Mordred the raven (great name for a raven) performing a choreographed dance routine with his trainer, who’s been working with him since he was a few years old. How old is he now? BEATS ME, but with a

This is a video of Red Bull sponsored Swedish freeskier Jesper Tjäder setting a new world record for longest rail slide on skis, with an impressive 506-feet. Even millipedes are impressed! Because perseverance does occasionally pay off, it took Jesper 126 attempts to finally slide the whole rail, surpassing the

This is a video of Master Of Wine (I used to be a Master of Canned Beer and Hard Liquor) Konstantin Baum opening and tasting a 159-year old bottle of Burmester port wine bottled way back in 1863. Ah, 1863 — I remember it well. “You’re not an undead warlock.”

This is a video of a baby sloth that was found crying on the beach after it fell from its mother high in a tree and couldn’t get back up to her. “I’m coming!” I imagine the mother yelling down from the tree after the baby fell, “I just need