Note: Just watch it already, the man has a Half-Life tattoo on his arm for crying out loud. Because this is the internet, and the internet, much like an elephant’s gastrointestinal tract, never stops churning shit out much to the delight of children at the zoo, this is a surprisingly

This is a video of a bullwhipper whipping the paper cups three ceramic mugs are resting on out from under them so the mugs land on the table below. And from a respectable distance too! Impressive. Or at least I thought it was. But when he was reached for comment

Presumably in an attempt to audition for the Ninja Turtles, this is a super short video of a man’s impressive spinning and flipping (plus knuckle cartwheel) routine while holding two swords. Are those real swords? I don’t think so. “Not bad, but fighting Shredder and the Foot Clan requires actual

Because doing battle is a way of life, this is a video of a guy using his straw to blowdart sticky boba tea balls onto the sweatshirt of a friend walking in front of him. The sound it makes is great. Sucks to be that guy! I mean unless he

This is a video from Insider of nunchuck master and stuntwoman Thekla Hutyrova discussing the proper use of the weapons while rating their use in different movie scenes. I learned a lot by watching it. Mostly, that yelling “HI-YA!” and swinging them around as wildly as you can probably isn’t

This is a video of Youtuber The Metalist restoring an axe blade and adding some extra flair to it by welding on some extra metal, then engraving a bitchin’ skull into it. Now imagine splitting some heads with this thing! I’m calling the police. Get someone to think something, say

In death by chocolate news, this is a video of pastry chef and chocolatier Amaury Guichon crafting a very impressive futuristic gun entirely out of solid chocolate. And edible paint. Um, but isn’t all paint edible? Food for thought. “Your mouth is blue.” Oh God it isn’t coming off! 

This is a video of a man presumably trying out for the Ninja Turtles with a very impressive and lightning-speed bo staff routine, including some incredible spinning and catching. When reached for comment about his skills, Leonardo admitted he would probably be an asset in the fight against Shredder and