Cool, now how much to lose a fake fight against me to impress a girl?
Man Performs Impressive Spinning And Flipping With Two Swords

Presumably in an attempt to audition for the Ninja Turtles, this is a super short video of a man’s impressive spinning and flipping (plus knuckle cartwheel) routine while holding two swords. Are those real swords? I don’t think so. “Not bad, but fighting Shredder and the Foot Clan requires actual weapons,” I imagine Michelangelo explaining while denying this man’s request to join the gang, so high he thought ordering a pizza with no cheese or sauce sounded good for a change.