In erotic arts news, this is a video of a potter who appears to be crafting a small to medium-small penis (relative to my own) on the potter’s wheel when it goes limp and starts flailing. Thankfully, the potter is able to re-erect the member before collapsing it back down

This is a video of thrillseeker and pro wingsuiter Luigi Cani using a human slingshot to be launched off the roof of the tallest building in Brazil (the currently under construction Yachthouse Residence Club Towers in the beach resort city of Balneário Camboriú), speeding from 0 to 34MPH in just

As if I needed another reason not to go parasailing (I didn’t), this is a poor quality video from Aqaba, Jordan on the Red Sea of a man getting a piece of his foot bitten off by a shark while waiting for takeoff. According to reports he suffered “several torn

In be careful what you wish for news, this is a video of Isabella pretending to summon lightning, but then actually summoning lighting. Details while I see if I can’t muster up a storm to leave work early today: Last summer I was trying to predict the lighting for a

This is a video of Oliver the kitten living life to the fullest in a baby bouncer. At first glance I actually thought he was a baby. Full disclosure: I can’t see for shit. Now, are you thinking what I’m thinking? “Does it involve LASIK surgery?” Yes. But then– “Inventing

This is a video of some kid bragging about owning the Death Star LEGO set, then trying to chug a can of sparkling water without burping (a TikTok challenge). And things go according to plan, provided that plan was to panic halfway through the can, spit up a little bit,

This is a video documenting Mr. Tiger’s creation of an apartment in the side of a rock mountain, slowly excavating the space then customizing it to his liking. The result is most impressive. Way nicer than my basement apartment, and probably with fewer bugs. You know I called my landlord

Because the internet just won’t stop spinning (like a ballerina music box when you’re trying to hide from zombies), this is another song reimagined by Youtuber There I Ruined It (previously), this time Drowning Pool’s ‘Bodies’ as a children’s song, a la Kidz Bop. It’s uh, it’s not very good.