This is a local news report from ABC 7 in Commerce, California (which, just to be clear, is NOT the bridge to any future I want to be a part of) where a driver, despite seeing another car already stalled in the water under an overpass, decides to go for it anyway, immediately stalling his car and having to crawl out of it. What he thought his Ford Taurus had that the abandoned Dodge Charger didn’t, I’m unsure about. Obviously, if he’d been smart he would have tried to get up as much speed as possible and hydroplane across the puddle. That’s what I would have done, but there’s also a reason the next Fast & Furious movie is going to be about me.