Am I going straight?!
Driving Through A Sandstorm With Zero Visibility

This is some dashcam footage of a motorist in Pahrump (bu bu bum?), Nevada encountering a sandstorm on the road that drops visibility to the point where you wouldn’t even be able to see your own wiener standing at a urinal (let alone the guy’s standing next to you). Never pee in a sandstorm unless you absolutely have to, that’s the lesson here. Trust me — if I couldn’t reach down to my knees and touch it, I would have sworn it must have fallen off on a dune somewhere and rolled away like a tumbleweed.