Being little jerks: it’s what cats do best. And to prove that point, this is some home security camera footage of a cat perfectly knocking a cup of water onto a sleeping girl’s head. But of course not before rubbing its butt on the straw. So in a way, it kind of did her a favor by not allowing her to drink from that straw, because I’m pretty sure that’s how you get worms. I’m just saying, I got worms once as a kid from playing with a cat turd I found in the sandbox pretending it was a dinosaur bone.