These are a few renderings of a realistic Toad as imagined by 3-D artist Miguel Vasquez. Obviously, this is not the face you want to be thinking about when you’re trying to fall asleep at night. Or the hairy nipples. Granted you don’t want to be thinking about me when you fall asleep either, but that’s for different reasons. “Wet dreams?” Hoho — you ever woken up so dehydrated you thought you were a mummy?