In erotic arts news, this is a video of a potter who appears to be crafting a small to medium-small penis (relative to my own) on the potter’s wheel when it goes limp and starts flailing. Thankfully, the potter is able to re-erect the member before collapsing it back down

This is a disgustingly satisfying video of Ethan from Advanced Cleaning Solutions professionally cleaning a skating rink’s carpet after 12 years of neglect. I’m surprised it was even salvageable, but I can only assume that carpet cleaning solution Ethan uses is at least 2 parts magic. The whole job cost

This is a video of a blindfolded fruit ninja slicing an apple, allegedly locating the fruit based on the sound it makes when it bounces in front of him. So maybe he was bitten by a radioactive bat? I don’t know how superpowers works. Because if I did, trust me,

This is a short video of a bartender mixing two shark bike drinks, complete with plastic sharks filled with the red portion of the drink, which makes the blue drink look bloody when they’re added. She then tosses some ice around because why not? Obviously, I assume that parasailer who

This is a video of thrillseeker and pro wingsuiter Luigi Cani using a human slingshot to be launched off the roof of the tallest building in Brazil (the currently under construction Yachthouse Residence Club Towers in the beach resort city of Balneário Camboriú), speeding from 0 to 34MPH in just

This is a video of physicist and origami artist Robert J. Lang explaining and teaching origami based on five different levels of difficulty, starting with child, then moving to teen, college student, graduate student, and expert. Are those actually logical skill levels to define? I mean I have a master’s

As if I needed another reason not to go parasailing (I didn’t), this is a poor quality video from Aqaba, Jordan on the Red Sea of a man getting a piece of his foot bitten off by a shark while waiting for takeoff. According to reports he suffered “several torn

This is some home security cam footage of a man successfully stopping his boat after it decided to try to make a trip to the lake itself. Per the homeowner who captured the footage: “My neighbor decided to take his boat out today.” LOL. Still, it really is amazing what