You're gonna need a bigger boat.
Bartender Mixes Two Shark Bite Drinks With Extra Flair

This is a short video of a bartender mixing two shark bike drinks, complete with plastic sharks filled with the red portion of the drink, which makes the blue drink look bloody when they’re added. She then tosses some ice around because why not? Obviously, I assume that parasailer who got his foot bit by a shark does not find this amusing, and I can understand why. It’s all fun and games until you’ve personally been bit by a shark. Then it is neither fun nor game, just a lot of pain and some idiot insisting he heard if you pee on it it doesn’t sting so bad.

Keep going for the video while I wonder how much these drinks cost, and how many she has to make every day, complete with show.