Man, I used to win so many tickets playing Whac-A-Mole at the arcade. Mostly because my brother and I would team up on one game with two mallets, and I have the stuffed animals and little glider planes to prove it. This is a video of a Shibu Inu named

Butt masks are a real product that exists. Bawdy Butt Masks, made by DOPE Naturally (WTF is going on here?), the masks come in four varieties: BITE IT (plant based collagen, hydrating + toning), SLAP IT (caffeine infused, retexturing + detoxifying), SHAKE IT (marine algae, firming + illuminating), and SQUEEZE

I’m sure this has been documented countless times, but the process of metamorphosis never ceases to amaze me. I remember in first grade we had a monarch butterfly kit in the classroom and watched them morph from caterpillars to chrysalises (did you know when a monarch caterpillar is hanging upside

Because sometimes even doctors need a side hustle, this is a video of Tokyo, Japan based wind-up powered plague doctor and performance artist PESTRiCA (links to Instagram) doing a little bit of contact ring juggling. Impressive, I especially liked the part starting around 3:00 that eventually sees all eight rings

This is a video of a joey at the Nashville Zoo that was kicked out of its mom’s pouch and orphaned because 2020 has no limits in its cruelty, learning how to hop thanks to a surrogate human mother in a kangaroo onesie. So, uh, how does a person get

Pocket monsters: there can never be enough of them. And now programmer Matthew Rayfield has created 3,000 more using language-based artificial intelligence models. Some more information about what he did while I choose Pikachu but we still lose the battle anyways because he didn’t choose me and a solid relationship

This is the $35 Stretch Clock available for preorder from almost object (shipping April 2021, if there IS an April 2021), a large rubber band with the workings of an analog clock attached along its length with the numbers 3 and 9 printed to the sides (with 12 and 6

Tricks: they come in all shapes and sizes. Enter this videothis is a video of a golden retriever eating the treat that its owner places on the table, going to the treat drawer, replacing the treat on the table, closing the drawer, then waiting for its owner to come back