Meet me under the mistletoe!
Illuminated T-Rex Hanging Christmas Lights Ugly Christmas Sweater

Ugly Christmas sweaters: they’re not even ugly anymore, they’re beautiful. Case in point, this illuminated ‘Tree-Rex’ sweater manufactured by Joyin and available on Amazon (product link). It features a sexy t-rex struggling with a string of Christmas lights with his little arms, and features seven different light modes. There’s a light mode for almost every occasion! One of those occasions hopefully being making sweet, sweet love to your significant other wearing they’re wearing the sweater. “Not a chance.” Honey! “And return that triceratops mask.” Some fantasy island this turned out to be.

Keep going for a shot of the sweater after dark.