Hot off the press from NASA come these incredible images of the Cartwheel Galaxy, an absolute stunner of a galaxy some 500 million light years from earth. I remember the last time I attempted a cartwheel my shirt rode up and everyone laughed at my belly. Not cool. The galaxy features a massive black hole at its center, sucking in all that delicious starstuff. Yum! Could you imagine eating stars? And you thought that pizza f***ed the roof of your mouth up!

Keep going for a shot of the galaxy captured only by the MIRI (Mid Infra-Red Instrument), with less pretty colors.

Thanks to my dad, who agrees we should send someone there. Actually, a lot of people. Right into that black hole.