Unrelenting in its efforts to dig to the very bottom of my murse, LEGO is releasing a Lord of The Rings: The Shire build set. The set will cost $270 *spit-takes Miruvor* when it’s released April 5th and contains 2,017 pieces, including nine minifigs and a very tiny One Ring. I can’t fit that on my finger! But I want to rule them all! “Do you though?” God no, that sounds like a lot of responsibility. And if there’s one thing houseplants have taught me, it’s everyone will die if I’m left in charge for a week.

Keep going for several more photos and a video with Sean Astin.