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Attack!: Magpie Swooping Little Boy On Scooter

This is a video from Warilla, New South Wales, Australia of little Max being attacked by a magpie while trying to scooter down the sidewalk. The second half of the video is Max’s dad making him return to the same stretch of sidewalk, this time on a bicycle, to face his fears and get attacked again. A valuable life lesson, because if you can’t deal with a little magpie attack, there’s no way you’ll ever survive the rest of Australia.

Thanks to Tim M, who agrees almost every animal in Australia just wants to chew you up and turn you into a turd.