Presumably misunderstanding what a beer brat is, this is a video from a recent Yankees game of a fan spotted in the stadium dipping his dry wiener into a beer and eating it. Ketchup? No thank you. Mustard or relish? Forget about it. Beer? Now THAT’S a condiment. Clearly, decisions were made here. Good decisions? That’s debatable, but I can’t even imagine how many hot dogs you’d have to eat to get drunk, but there’s little doubt in my mind I’d explode long before catching a buzz.