This is a video of Youtuber TheDominoKing paying tribute to Pac-Man with three domino mazes inspired after the classic game, totaling 39,949 pieces. That’s impressive. Also, I like how he tiled the room with sound absorbing panels, presumable to muffle all the cursing so neighbors don’t call the cops when he accidentally knocks a domino over. The people that are able to do make these things — such patience. I can’t even wait the minute it takes to microwave Totino’s Pizza Rolls and just chomp on them like a dog on ice cubes.

Covered in actual poop from digging their nests in the meter-thick layer of bird crap on the cliffs of Peru (a result of the massive number of birds fishing offshore there), this is a video of a group of Humboldt penguins running across the backs of hundreds of sea lions in order to reach the shore and wash the stink off. Me? I would have just grown accustomed to it, but that’s me and my girlfriend just informed me she wants separate bedrooms. Like, her’s in her own apartment, and mine in mine. Wait a minute…

Keep going for the video, actual sealsurfing begins around 2:15.

In other freaky deaky natural phenomenon captured by drone camera news, this is a video of a waterfall in Ivins, Utah getting blown back over the top of the cliff by strong winds. That’s wild AND crazy, or ‘wrazy’ as I’ve unsuccessfully been trying to have catch on for years now. It could be my legacy! Please, I don’t want to just be remembered as the guy who fell into an open manhole during a local news broadcast.

This is a drone video captured by astrophotographer Göran Strand of a sunbow rising over Östersund, Sweden. The sunbow (technically a solar halo) was caused by the sunlight interacting with frozen ice particles in the air, causing the light to be refracted. Crazy, right? Still, I would hate to be the town wizard 8,000 years ago trying to explain that death circle away.

Because by any means necessary, this is a video from a Dutch soccer match in which Feyenoord goalkeeper Justin Bijlow races out of the box to make a tackle against Twente player Virgil Misidjan, sending the ball out of play. Then Virgil, releasing an opportunity for a quick score without Justin in the net, gets ready to throw the ball into play when the goalkeeper grabs a stray ball and throws it on the field, stopping gameplay so he can return to his position. Talk about thinking outside the box, outside the box! Virgil throws the ball at Justin in frustration, and Justin received a yellow card for his actions. The game ended in a 1-1 draw. If Justin had pulled these shenanigans against my team? We would have cleared the bench and started a rumble that made WrestleMania 17 look like a children’s white belt karate exhibition.

This is some security cam footage from Dale Earnheart Jr.’s JR Motorsports in Moorsville, North Carolina that captured Thor throwing a lightning bolt at a truck parked there, causing a shower of sparks and the truck’s headlights to stay on. Unlocked: PERMANENT HIGH BEAMS. Or, who knows, maybe windows that roll themselves down whenever you cut the engine in the rain. Whatever the case, Loki is definitely having a good laugh right now.