This is a delightful video of two twins pranking their father. The one twin who he hasn’t seen in 18 months switches clothes with the other brother, and pretends to be him as he greets their father at his home. It was a real treat to watch. Such unbridled joy. I can’t even remember the last time I experienced such happiness, but rest assured it wasn’t in this life.

Twins prank their father
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Note: The image has been cut, view the full version HERE so you can really see the Illuminati at work.

This is a sort of polygonal pie chart depicting the world economy (link with a lot more info), broken into regions and the countries within those regions. As you can see, if this were an actual pie, I would eat the United States and China pieces. You can have Finland. *spitting out bite* Just what the hell flavor is this anyways, pollution?!

Thanks to Ashley I, who agrees the moon’s economy is going to be bustling in the 2040’s, you just wait.

This is a video from Insider featuring former Lucchese crime family soldier John Pennisi rating ten different scenes from The Sopranos for realism as far as mafia life is involved. Pennisi is currently in witness protection after cooperating with the FBI and testifying against the family. I’m pretty sure that makes him a rat. Also, if Insider was able to find him for the very important purpose of ranking Sopranos scenes for realism, he can’t be that hard to find. I’d watch my back if I were him, because unless you’re a mermaid, sleeping with the fishes sucks.

This is a video from (I can only assume) Florida, right after an old man assaults a construction worker, who starts to call the sheriff’s office while the elderly Duke brother attempts to make a quick getaway but crashes his mobility scooter into the grass instead. The “Uuuuugh!” heard round the world. Or at least through my computer speakers forty times in a row. How do you make a sound from an Instagram video your ringtone?

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Thanks to JustA, who knows exactly what I like, and this is it.

This is a compilation video of the reps of various car manufacturers providing the correct pronunciation of the brand so I can finally stop saying Porsche wrong. Boy is my face red! “And bloated.” I think I’m having an allergic reaction to something I ate.

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This is some doorbell cam footage of a snake hanging from the porch door of a home and biting a man on the head when he tries to enter. As far as security systems go, this isn’t a bad one. It would probably help keep all those “Do you have a minute to talk about our Lord and Savior?” folks at a distance too, being a serpent and all. I also included a video from earlier in the evening of the snake attempting to strike another man but missing, the guy completely oblivious. I wonder how many times I’ve been attacked but not known it. My guess is in the millions. Especially if you count playing video games with the chat muted.