This is a video highlighting pet bearded dragon Percy’s affection for one particular grey and peach colored Puma sock. Me? I don’t wear socks and my shoes always smell like garbage. TRUE STORY: One time in college they smelled so bad I stretched them out under the desk in front of me and the girl who sat there started retching.

Every time he sees his sock he runs towards it because he’s obsessed with that specific specific [sock]…he drags it around my room so that he can find the perfect spot to cuddle with it.

So when it comes to laundry day Percy, does not like that he watches me put it in the laundry I have to keep it clean for him because he does roll around with it. so if I put the sock in the wash, he gets all confused then he begins looking for his sock. He ends up running after me as if he’s mad at me for putting it in the laundry. And then when it’s all done and clean, his reaction is priceless.

Yeah, I’m not sure who needs to hear this (presumably his owner), but that’s a love sock. He’s having sex with it. Trust me, I used to have an iguana when I was younger and he had a love shoe. Usually whichever one I was wearing at the time. HIYO, narrate that, David Attenborough!

This is a video of a little Bichon Frisé that’s learned how to launch an elastic hair band off its snout, and proceeds to entertain itself chasing it and repeating the process over and over. At least until it lands the hair band on top of a table and requires human intervention. I wish my dogs could entertain themselves with hair bands, because they are NEEDY. If you’re not paying attention to them, they’re demanding you pay attention to them. I think they picked that up from my girlfriend.

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Thanks to my dad, who agrees one of the greatest dog tricks of all time is trying to sneakily drink your Frosty while you’re driving.

On display at Bricks Cascade 2023 in Portland, Oregon, this massive Jurassic World LEGO build was constructed by a dedicated team of LEGO and Jurassic Park enthusiasts, complete with a giant volcano, moving vehicles, numerous buildings, and a ton of dinosaurs and minifigs. Could you imagine if this was in my playroom? I’d never leave! I mean I never leave anyways, but why would I — it has a mini-fridge and attached bathroom! “Is your playroom also your bedroom?” It can be both.

Thanks to my dad, who agrees you’re never too old to LEGO and/or dinosaur.

Note: Keep your volume in check.

This is a short video of a guy singing while a lady friend attempts some sort of interpretive dance on the combo pool/ping pong table behind him and takes an unexpected trip to the upside-down. I’m pretty sure there have to be some sort of locking pins for that table that were not properly engaged. Just for the record though, I’m glad they weren’t. It certainly wasn’t the worst magic trick I’ve ever seen.

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Thanks to JustA, who would agree in most situations she’s the one singing, and I’m the one taking an unexpected trip to the netherworld.

These are two clips of an Evel Knievel toy doing what it does best: risking it all to entertain a crowd. The first video has Evel launching over what can only be described as a dream yard sale, and the second clip has him flying out a second story window. He manages to land the first jump after a flip on the landing ramp, but he loses his bike on the second. Per Evel himself: “Bones heal, pain is temporary, and chicks dig scars.” Oh man, I’ve got scars, chicks really don’t seem to dig them though. I also have chronic pain and an arm held together with a titanium plate and six screws. I’m starting to think maybe Evel here didn’t have it as all figured out as I gave him credit for.

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Because some people actually make their dreams come true instead of letting them remain dreams like most of us do (we should start a self-help book club), this is a video of the spirited Aussies of Youtube channel How Ridiculous absolutely destroying a variety of different objects in the world’s largest blender that they built. Objects include regular size blenders, a surfboard, 10,000 golf balls, a refrigerator, a flatscreen TV, a golf bag full of clubs, and MORE. I only wish I’d been there to add my own objects to the blender. “No human enemies.” Then what’s the purpose?!