This is a video from a wildlife camera set up to record penguins (presumably disguised as a newspaper to blend in) that two curious emperor penguins knock over and proceed to stare at in the cutest way possible. Penguins, am I right? They’re like the us of birds. “Speak for yourself.” Oh, what — you probably picture yourself an owl, don’t you? Well I’ve got news for you: I’m not sure what my doctor gave me, but my heart is beating like a hummingbird’s right now. Did the CDC authorize the use of party drugs for coronavirus? Because I feel like I could cure the world with dance. Squire — my pleather pants and glow sticks!