Alternatively, a sippy cup from now on.
Prosthetic Bird Leg For Wine Glasses With Broken Stems

This is a “Flaminrose”, a flamingo inspired prosthetic leg for wine glasses with broken stems. It was created by neverita design as part of their ‘Emergency Aid’ project, which “aims to transform broken and unusable objects into creative products.” Man, where have these been my entire relationship? I swear, if I had a dollar for every wine glass my girlfriend has broken I’d be able to afford getting the carpet professionally cleaned.

Thanks to my friend becca b, who’s aware of my girlfriend’s wine glass problem and suggested I get her an indestructable 10-ounce YETI wine tumbler. 10-ounces? Come on, you know her better than that.