This is a video of 13-year old Layla retrieving the last bat of her career with the Clearwater Threshers (a Minor League affiliate of the Philadelphia Phillies). Layla has retrieved bats for the team for the past six years, after her owner trained her to fetch beer from the fridge

This is the music video for Texas Toast Chainsaw Massacre’s ‘I Wanna Pet Your Dog’, their original thrash metal song. It’s a banger. But remember: you should always ask before petting a dog because some dogs don’t like strangers. This reminds me of a parable: A man approaches another man

This is a video of anthropologist David Ian Howe translating five of the most touching epitaphs he’s found that ancient Greco-Romans had inscribed on the tombs of their canine companions. The first half of the video is English translations, and the second half Spanish. There were a couple real doozies

This is a video of Jake The Nomad’s husky mutt Neptune hanging out by the river and barking then perking up at the echo of his own bark. Who was that?! Somebody is across the river! It sounded like me, but I’m right here! I’m not sure any of my

This is a video of husky Kira licking a closeup of sizzling bacon on a flatscreen television. Is that a screensaver? Because it’s definitely not saving that screen from dried dog saliva. I shudder at the thought of what that screen looks like turned off, but probably like the bottom

Very appropriately named Nimble the “All-American” dog (read: mixed breed, mutt) recently destroyed the competition in the 12″ class of the Masters Agility Course at the Westminster Kennel Club Dog Show. Nimble beat the times of over 350 other dogs to become the first mixed breed to win the competitions.

These are several videos of Swiss shepherd Odin running around holding a 360-degree video camera in his mouth and unknowingly producing some of the best non-erotic videos the internet has ever known. They’re magnificent. I tried to get any one of my three dogs to run around holding a camera

This is a short video of an Akita Inu who fell asleep in the rain and left a perfectly dry outline of himself when he woke up. Damn, he didn’t budge an inch while he was asleep! My dogs? They like to kick in their sleep. Specifically, me. I like