This is a short video of a little archerfish demonstrating how easily it could hit an apple on someone’s head by spitting a perfect bullseye and knocking its shrimp treat into the water. Impressive. Maybe not as good as my aim, but *tosses paper wad at trashcan, misses* Whatever. You

This is a video of magician Andi Clockwise demonstrating how to make a simple face shield out of a plastic-topped Krispy Kreme dozen doughnut box. Obviously, as far as face shields go, this one is probably going to smell the best, and if anybody asks where you got it I

This a video from the Windows to the Deep expedition off the coast of South Carolina starring a team of researchers commenting on the shark-on-swordfish-carcass feeding frenzy when a large grouper casually grabs a shark up in a single bite. Apparently the grouper used the unmanned submersible as cover to

This is the PB-JIFE!, a confusingly named product that is allegedly the “ultimate peanut butter knife.” It’s supposed to do a better job stirring, scraping and cleaning peanut butter jars than the butter knife you’ve been using. And it sure as hell better too, considering it costs $23. Shoot, for

In sweet, wholesome internet news, this is a short video of nine baby opossums chomping on some banana. Man, I love opossums. Raccoons too. People think they’re weird, but that’s because people need to pretend they’re better than eating out of trash cans and playing in the sewers at night

This is a video of Natalie Sideserf of Sideserf Cake Studio walking us through her process of creating a life-size, hyperrealistic McDonald’s Egg McMuffin cake. Clearly, Natalie has the skills to pay the bills. Hopefully mine, because my water is getting cut off on Friday and I lost One-Eyed Willie’s

This is a short video of some Canadian fisherboys catching a pike and a steelhead trout simultaneously, due to the pike trying to eat the trout. Ha, the old 2-for-1 special, I live for those deals at fast food restaurants. Or — OR — am I dying for them? Get

This is a video of a clever bastard using his phone camera’s panoramic mode to stretch what would have been a regular wiener into a glorious two-and-a-half-footer. Man, smother that sucker in chili and cheese and diced onion and I’d have that whole thing in my stomach faster than you