Because there’s a market for baby Yoda everything, these are the 3-D printed vomiting Grogu toothpaste toppers created and sold by Etsy shop SnowBloom3D ($16 for a single, $24 for a 2-pack). The puking Grogus come with four different adapters to fit all major toothpaste brands, but no guarantee if

This is a real stapler in soap created by Etsy seller PalmStoneCreations to look like Dwight’s stapler in Jello from The Office. The soap costs $22, measures approximately 5-inches round 3-inches tall, weighs 1 pound 9-ounces and does not include the plate. Per one very satisfied customer: This. Was. PERFECT!!

These are the ‘Delightful Dunkers’ 3-D printed and sold by Etsy shop FlipTricks. $8.50 will get you a pack of three skewers designed to pierce and hold the creme filling of an OREO while you dunk the cookie in a glass of milk or, if you’re doing it completely wrong,

There’s nothing quite like staring into a fire, you know? Especially when that fire is a burning goblin camp. This is the D20 fire pit available from Bellingham, Washington based Etsy shop FoxFabricationLLC. The 90-pound, 1/4 steel pit is available completely assembled ($400 +$300 shipping with any shipping cost under

Sharks: everyone is afraid of them, and people who aren’t are liars. Enter these 12-foot great white shark models created and sold by Etsy shop Cakeboard Designs. Made from fiberglass and resin, they’re available in both hanging ($1,400) and standing ($1,600) models, and will make the perfect addition to your

Because it’s important to let people know you’re constantly on the verge of death, these are the personalized glowing life bar pins made and sold by Etsy shop CriticalHitShop ($30 apiece, or 3 for $60). Available in full life, mostly alive, and mostly dead varieties, they can also be customized

These are the ‘Live Long And Prosper’ mittens hand-knit (from a soft wool/alpaca blend) and sold by Jennifer Symons of Etsy shop StorySweaters. A pair costs $35 and comes with one right Vulcan mitten with split fingers for Vulcan saluting, and one regular left mitten with non-split fingers for not

This is the Grinch arm Christmas tree accessory handmade and sold by Etsy shop Craftadaykeepdocaway (can anybody verify that claim? my deductible is killing me). The $55 arms are attached to your tree via two strong wires and make the perfect accessory for the Grinch lover on your holiday list.