My bedroom ceiling demands it.
Finally, The Shark Disco Ball You’ve Been Waiting For

Because with enough patience, glue, and small mirrored tiles, anything can be a disco ball, Etsy shop AMCLUBShop is selling this 22″ shark disco ball. The $550 reflective fish (I’m in the wrong business) is sure to be just the thing to add that certain extra something to the stage in your rumpus room. I mean you did already install a stripper pyramid, right?