Based on the old Rock ‘Em Sock ‘Em Robots toy, the $70 Wooden Bots Battle game from Etsy seller Balloonic is a great way to settle disputes (or start more). The kit features eight laser-cut boards that are assembled into two warriors trying to pop the other’s balloon head with a spiked weapon. The knights stand approximately 12″ tall and there are three interchangeable weapons: two different axes and a sword. I wonder which is the most adventageous. Each warrior also has a shield for blocking would-be death blows. I just ordered a kit, so it’s only a short matter of time until my girlfriend rightfully accuses me of underinflating my own balloon to make it harder to pop.