Nanu-nanu.
Hand-Knit Vulcan ‘Live Long And Prosper’ Mittens

These are the ‘Live Long And Prosper’ mittens hand-knit (from a soft wool/alpaca blend) and sold by Jennifer Symons of Etsy shop StorySweaters. A pair costs $35 and comes with one right Vulcan mitten with split fingers for Vulcan saluting, and one regular left mitten with non-split fingers for not Vulcan saluting. The mittens originally come in traditional science officer blue, although Jennifer says she can accommodate other color requests. Admittedly, pretty clever mittens, although I personally don’t care if you’re pretending to be a Vulcan or a crab-person, yes I will go on a date with you.