Sharks: everyone is afraid of them, and people who aren’t are liars. Enter these 12-foot great white shark models created and sold by Etsy shop Cakeboard Designs. Made from fiberglass and resin, they’re available in both hanging ($1,400) and standing ($1,600) models, and will make the perfect addition to your secret lair. Of course for $1,400+ I could make you a way better shark model. Yeah, one that’s still chomping and, yes, it will be me in a plush shark onesie. Now get over here and let me take a bite.