This is a video demonstration of an onion cutting and peeling machine that automatically orients onions to horizontally cut their tops and bottoms off, then rips their paper skins off with a blast of high pressure air. How about that! And here I thought onions were all peeled by hand

This is some produce section security cam footage (presumably installed due to peach thievery) of an elderly woman and supermarket employee, who have made it tradition to have a little standoff whenever she’s in the market (does he wear a baguette vest all the time?). How precious is that! I

Because why shouldn’t you order pizza off Etsy (I’ve been saying it for years!), Hawaii based seller HolomuaKitchenLLC is selling packages of ‘Da Cracka’ freeze-dried pepperoni pizza. $10 gets you a 3oz package, which probably contains more slices than you’d expect considering that shit is gonna be LIGHT. Some more

These are two videos from MoriROBO, a Japanese robotic food handling company, demonstrating The Q Crepe Robot, a countertop robotic crepe maker that spins crepes like your favorite records. But, instead of producing tasty jams, it produces delicious crepes. Yum! So, if you were wondering why I’ve already packed on

In sandwich time news, this is a video detailing how white and chestnut bread is made at the Yum Yum bread factory in South Korea. Me? I love bread. Especially with some peanut butter and banana in between two slices! I also like peanut butter and jelly. When I was

This is a video of Youtuber Half-Asleep Chris (I’m Passed-Out Jonathan) building a giant marble maze around his house to feed his cats Ralph and Bella in the morning so they stop meowing at him to get up. The maze carries round gachapon style balls full of cat food along

This is a video of pastry chef and chocolatier Amaury Guichon crafting a giant wall-mounted dragon head trophy entirely out of chocolate. First, he created a giant chocolate penis, then he works that johnson into a dragon’s head! Simple really. I mean I couldn’t do it, but only because I

Presumably explaining why Memorial Day weekend hotdog prices were through the roof (or the back of a trailer), a recent 18-wheeler crash on I-70 in Westmoreland County, Pennsylvania spilled some 15,000 pounds of hot dog filling on the side of the road. Just look at it — so many @ssholes