Because what are the holidays if not a time to drink too much and say or do things you’ll regret in front of your entire family, this is a video of a woman pregaming for the big event by chugging a glass of wine then headbutting her gingerbread house into

This is a video of the Guinness World Record holder for largest Rube Goldberg machine, an entirely overcomplicated machine that takes four and a half minutes and 427 individual steps to turn on a light. For reference, I usually get the job in a single step by yelling, “Hey —

This is a short video of a man demonstrating the exact opposite way I get into bed at night, with a front flip that sort of wraps his sheet over him in a way nobody would want, possibly twisting his ankle in the process (it’s the pain that helps you

This is a video of well-balanced (like a healthy breakfast) BMX rider Mike “Hucker” Clark (great nickname, mine’s Puker) riding around a skate park while standing balanced on his bike’s handlebars. That looks intense. For reference, if I’d tried this I would have had a lot less teeth (and blood

This is a compilation of clips of Wrinkle the duck running the recent New York City Marathon. Did she win? SHE WON MY HEART, and that’s worth more than any medal in the whole wide world. “That’s debatable.” My girlfriend, ladies and gentlemen! She gave me a purple ‘participant’ ribbon

Note: Video contains an entirely appropriate f-bomb. Because turkeys aren’t chicken, this is a video of brave turkey Stevie J pecking his owner in the rump. In her own words: “I was trying to feed the animals and the only thing Stevie J the turkey wanted was a bite of

Because giving the crowd what they want is one of the earmarks of a true performer, this is a video of a cross country runner intentionally Supermanning himself into a mud puddle to appease the cheering fans, fulfilling even their dirtiest fantasies. Good times. Knowing my luck, the bottom of

Because what is life in Florida if not a very realistic simulation of Grand Theft Auto, this is some police helicopter camera footage from Fort Myers of a van thief abandoning the vehicle, then performing a flip off of a 50-foot bridge into the Caloosahatchee River in order to evade