These are a couple shots of a triggerfish that appears to have human lips and teeth. Some more info while I call Ursula on my conch shell phone and demand answers: “This mouthy triggerfish was reportedly caught in Malaysia. According to National Geographic, triggerfish “use very tough teeth and jaws

These are a couple videos of a woman repeatedly pulling up to the wrong side of the gas pump over the course of four minutes. Clearly, problem solving is not her forte. Honestly, this is how my brain works too. “Not very good.” Not at all. One time I actually

This is a video of bladesmith and general lunatic michaelcthulhu crafting the Wrecktangle, a massive rectangular sword that looks more like he tore the diving board off a neighbor’s pool than it does a sword. I couldn’t even imagine trying to carry that behemoth into battle. I mean, I’m not

This is a video from Yellowstone National Park of a bison stampede passing a car. Honestly, the stampede is a lot scarier looking in the distance than it is close up. Close up it almost looks like you could get out of your car and ride one of those mammer