Kids, keep your hands in the car
Coming Through!: Bison Stampede Passing Car In Yellowstone

This is a video from Yellowstone National Park of a bison stampede passing a car. Honestly, the stampede is a lot scarier looking in the distance than it is close up. Close up it almost looks like you could get out of your car and ride one of those mammer jammers. I mean they’d totally gore/trample you to death if you tried, but it looks like you could. Kinda how it looked like I could make the jump from my friend’s balcony to his pool over the weekend. Sign my cast? “You get a penis doodle or nothing.” You really are my everything, you know that?