Nailed it.
Driving 300 Nails Simultaneously With A Hydraulic Press

This is a video of the fun-loving Finns of the Hydraulic Press Channel using a 150-ton hydraulic press to drive a bunch of nails simultaneously, culminating with the pressing of 300 nails all at the same time, requiring some 100-tons of pressure to do so. For reference, that’s a lot of pressure. Granted it’s still pale in comparison to the amount of pressure I’m feeling from my girlfriend to get married, but still, if I were made of coal I’d be a diamond right now. “Then you could chip off a piece of yourself and make an engagement ring.” OMG — it’s like you and I share the same defective brain!