Because even Aquaman deserves hydraulic press crushing entertainment he can relate to, this is a video of the fun-loving folks at the Hydraulic Press Channel crushing cans and bottles underwater with a 40-ton press. Not only can Aquaman related to the underwater aspect of the video, but I’m sure he can also relate to the plastic bottles. Get it? Because of ocean pollution. You know I actually had a whale come to me in a dream the other night, and you know what it said? “You f*cks.” That was it, then it swam away. I’ve never felt more ashamed in my entire life.