Note: Best watched with a mouthful of cotton candy and sticky hands.
Circus Performer’s Impressive Umbrella Juggling Routine

Step right up, folks, and for only a quarter you can watch this circus performer’s impressive umbrella juggling routine! I’m joking, it’s a free Youtube video. Would I pay to watch this at a circus in real life? Only if I’m allowed to throw my peanut shells on the ground, because I am not putting them in my pockets to get stuck to all the unwrapped candy I keep in there. I have principles.