Step right up, folks, and for only a quarter you can watch this circus performer’s impressive umbrella juggling routine! I’m joking, it’s a free Youtube video. Would I pay to watch this at a circus in real life? Only if I’m allowed to throw my peanut shells on the ground, because I am not putting them in my pockets to get stuck to all the unwrapped candy I keep in there. I have principles.

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