Because a couple that karts together often goes to bed angry in separate bedrooms (at least if my own experience is any indication), this is a video of a woman absolutely destroying her husband with a green shell right at the finish line in Mario Kart. Not even a red

In what he’s calling an all new musical genre dubbed Hanksta Rap, Dustin Ballard of Youtube channel There I Ruined It (previously) had Hank Williams perform N.W.A.’s ‘Straight Outta Compton’ with the help of artificial intelligence. I’m not gonna lie, it’s a banger, just like the original. Would I line

This is a clip edited by Youtuber There I Ruined It (previously), featuring David Bowie and Queen’s 1981 banger ‘Under Pressure’, but with everything but the nonsensical scatting sounds removed. It’s like tasting a single element of a deconstructed version of the song, the same way you might the individual

This is a clip of a Boston police officer inspecting a children’s slide for safety (I’m kidding, totally just dicking around), and getting taken on the ride of his life in the process. At least he didn’t shoot it afterwards. But why was he riding face-down? Who taught you how

World records: there’s one for everything. Even the number of empty cans stuck to your face with suction. How do I know those cans are regulation?! The newest record of 9 cans was set by 31-year old Shunichi Kanno, who beat Jamie “Canhead” Keeton’s previous record of 8. Wow, only

In other wiener related news (is it going to be one of those days?! Only time will tell. We can all hope though), this is a video of a phallic cloud spotted while driving. There’s no doubt about it, that’s a cumulus wiener. I included screencaps with both the Steak

This is a video of Japanese man Toco wearing the $14,000 Border Collie costume he had commissioned out in public to gauge the reactions of fellow canines and humans. Toco had the costume made to fulfill his childhood dream of becoming an animal. My childhood dream? A Ferrari. “To own

This is a video of science lover James Orgill of The Action Lab wrapping a bitchin’ Nissan Altima in Musou Black Fabric Kiwami, a fabric that absorbs 99.9% of light that hits it. I WILL REFLECT NOTHING. Obviously, this is the perfect cover for getaway cars, provided you’re trying to