In other wiener related news (is it going to be one of those days?! Only time will tell. We can all hope though), this is a video of a phallic cloud spotted while driving. There’s no doubt about it, that’s a cumulus wiener. I included screencaps with both the Steak

This is a video of Japanese man Toco wearing the $14,000 Border Collie costume he had commissioned out in public to gauge the reactions of fellow canines and humans. Toco had the costume made to fulfill his childhood dream of becoming an animal. My childhood dream? A Ferrari. “To own

This is a video of science lover James Orgill of The Action Lab wrapping a bitchin’ Nissan Altima in Musou Black Fabric Kiwami, a fabric that absorbs 99.9% of light that hits it. I WILL REFLECT NOTHING. Obviously, this is the perfect cover for getaway cars, provided you’re trying to

This is a video of a young orthodontist making an entrance for a new patient, appearing out of the ceiling on an elevator with a cane and light-up shoes. Um, does my insurance cover that? Because I’m pretty sure it only covers door entrances. According to the TikToker who posted

This is a video of Spanish pet raven Vanta saying hola to her owner in a shockingly deep voice. Definitely not the voice you want to hear right before bed. Oh who am I kidding, I’d settle for even a demonic voice saying goodnight. I’m so lonely. Spoon me, satan

This is a video of musician Eric Carr playing the drums he set up in the style of QWERTY keyboard, so as he types something out with his drumsticks, he’s also performing a drum solo. Does he type 69 and BALLS a whole bunch? Yes. He also types a 8======D

Because with enough cheap domestic beer anything is possible, this is a video of McCoy Lindquist steering his mini, metal-hulled jetboat onto land, through a campsite, and right onto its boat trailer. Impressive! Even more impressive? If he’d hit a jump in the water and landed it on the trailer.

This is a video of a very hangry woman (I’d argue she’s actually henranged) ranting about how badly she needs to go to Wingstop because she hasn’t eaten all day, which has been turned into a solid power metal ballad by drummer drewonthekit. Of course it doesn’t hurt that the