Because a couple that karts together often goes to bed angry in separate bedrooms (at least if my own experience is any indication), this is a video of a woman absolutely destroying her husband with a green shell right at the finish line in Mario Kart. Not even a red shell, a GREEN shell. Talk about adding insult to injury. If that had been me I would have asked for a divorce. No — invented a time machine then gone back and made sure I never even met my wife. “Jesus.” Exactly, it’s what he would do.
Thanks to JustA, who I refuse to play at Mario Kart except in Battle Mode. She’s too fast.
