This is a video from Little Oak Sanctuary in New South Wales, Australia, of Phoenix the miniature pony stunning it up for the camera. Phoenix was rescued incredibly emaciated from a neglectful owner but is now living his best life, and, having just had his hooves trimmed, is letting his

Because teenage laziness knows no human bounds, this is a video captured by a mother who asked her 15-year old son to vacuum the car. Some more info while I admit I’m a little jealous I didn’t think of this when my girlfriend asked me to vacuum her car and

Because the internet, just like a vinyl record, never stops turning despite the fact you passed out on the sofa hours ago, this is a video animation of Squid Games’ red light/green light game, but played by WALL-E, a Terminator T800, Boston Dynamics’ Atlas humanoid robot, and Pac-Man. Who wins?

What will undoubtedly be considered the greatest opus of Australian artist Jason Sank, these life-size catmen were made using actual cat hair he collected from a groomer. Some more info about these modern Davids while I hack up a furball: Sank sculpted the fur over chicken wire forms he built

This is a video of an amateur daredevil flipping off of a curb and landing balanced on some sort of utility pole/box. While certainly impressive, I can’t help but feel that curb was just itching to crack his skull open or break his neck. Risky behavior! And you know how

This is a video of a man presumably trying out for the Ninja Turtles with a very impressive and lightning-speed bo staff routine, including some incredible spinning and catching. When reached for comment about his skills, Leonardo admitted he would probably be an asset in the fight against Shredder and

This is a compilation video from Beijing, China of elderly fitness participants demonstrating their strength and agility. Honestly, I did not see a single exercise that I think I could perform myself, at least not without the help of CGI. I’m actually currently doing physical therapy because I tweaked my

This is a video of an Emperor Palpatine toy Force lightning the shit out of Luke Skywalker via a Tesla Coil performing The Imperial March. You know the internet really gets boners for stuff like this. Me? I only get boners for one thing, and one thing only. “Footlong chili