National Lampoon’s Christmas Vacation: I’ve already watched it four times this holiday season and it’s not even Thanksgiving yet. Made by Tree Buddees and available on Amazon (product link), this unlicensed ‘Light Up Fried Cat Rug Funny Christmas Lights Decoration’ looks like Aunt Bethany’s fried cat after chewing through a string of Christmas lights, complete with faux fur and actual string of functional lights. Per Cousin Eddie: “If that thing had 9 lives, she just spent ’em all.” Now get a pet grooming friend to collect a few bags of cut fur for you and burn some just before guests arrive to complete the effect. Shitter was full!