These are the Mike Wazowski kiwis made by a parent who clearly doesn’t care if their children eat their fruits and vegetables or not. Can you imagine seeing those at the end of the salad bar at an all-you-can-eat-buffet? Can you even imagine ever seeing an all-you-can-eat-buffet again? *pours out

This is a video of metalsmith Paul Pinto crafting himself a 25-foot long skateboard after what I can only assume was a serious overestimation of his foot size. Now that — that is longboard. Still, if you can’t do a kickflip, what’s the purpose? I’m out here trying to impress

This is a video of Japanese embroidery artist Ipnot showing off some of her realistic food embroidery, including this pizza slice with gooey cheese. Pretty wild, right? Maybe not as wild as me, but I had a Red Bull after dinner on Friday and stayed up past midnight. “And?” Honey!

In somebody clearly getts paid by the hour news, this is a video of a contractor using the domino effect method of setting a stone wall top, in which all the stones knock each other over domino style, then after reaching the end all neatly — and incredibly quickly —

This is a video of Fonzie of DipYourCar.com (which sells a kit if you want to do this to your car) painting a Mitsubishi Lancer Evolution (‘Evo’) with paint that has both KryptoBright and LIT glow-in-the-dark pigments added for MAX GLOW IN THE DARKAGE. The result is pretty impressive. Perhaps

This is a video of mammalogist Erin at the Aquarium of the Pacific in Long Beach, California challenging three of the aquarium’s resident sea lions to see which can bark the loudest out of Cain, Parker, and Harpo. And while Parker may have only scored a 7/10, he definitely wins

Presumably to promote the upcoming September 1st release of Bill & Ted Face The Music, this is an almost eight minute video of Keanu Reeves and Alex Winter in their 1986 audition for the roles of Ted Theodore Logan and Bill S. Preston Esq. in the original Bill & Ted’s

This is a video of the original 1985 ThunderCats intro faithfully recreated in stunning CGI by filmmaker Mike Booth while teaching himself 3D animation so he could “do some simple effects” in his films but “got carried away.” So is this what happens when talented people get carried away? Because