This is a short, almost perfect internet video. It has everything: things you saw coming from a mile away, plus SURPRISES. So — is everything a coincidence, or is there an undercurrent of order in the universe? “Coincidence.” Good answer — everything is chaos. Especially cats and my life. View

This is a video compilation highlighting the work of artist LeopARTnik, who takes videos of birds doing things and adds stick arms and accessories, making the videos infinitely better. When I logged onto AOL this morning this is exactly what I was hoping to see. It’s pure perfection. There’s a

This is a video of a man fulfilling one of my lifelong dreams and swallowing all 27-feet of the Oscar Mayer Wienermobile. It’s absolutely perfect — a real cinematic masterpiece. Which brings me to my next point: Oscar Mayer should become the official sponsor of the Academy Awards. I mean

This is a video of a garbage truck picking up and accidentally dropping an entire trash can into its compactor, popping the can’s wheels off in the process. How perfectly the wheels fly off — it’s like art. I mean if art wasn’t dead. Well, except for tasteful nudes —

Because occasionally the internet strikes gold instead of the usual unpolishable turd (I can’t even convince kids at the local gem & mineral show they’re tiger’s eye!), this is Zoopranos, a video created by Youtuber Smelford Dip of that orangutan driving the golf cart video that’s recently been making its

This is an absolutely delightful video from 2009 starring the Bridle Path and Kulp Elementary Schools’ beginner and advanced bands performing ‘Jingle Bells’ at a Christmas concert in Lansdale, Pennsylvania with as much cacophony as their little fingers can muster. Things get really good once the whole band starts playing.

Because this is the internet, here’s a surprisingly worthwhile compilation of dancer and Youtuber Smac McCreanor performing interpretive dances to a variety of different objects getting absolutely crushed by a hydraulic press (courtesy of the Hydraulic Press Channel). I finally managed to get Al Gore on the phone to ask

In the spirit of the upcoming Olympics, this is a video of what some consider “the best dive ever,” performed by Greg Louganis as the 1986 World Championships in Madrid. Greg executes a near-flawless swan dive off the 3-meter springboard with almost no splash. Pretty wild, right? Now can somebody