Police were recently dispatched to a shopping mall in Capalaba, Australia to retrieve 3-year old Ethan, who had crawled into a Hello Kitty claw machine via the prize shoot. Where were his parents when this was happening? My guess, if they parent anything like I uncle, is right there cheering him on. Unfortunately, police retrieved Ethan after directing him to stand in the back of the machine while they broke the glass in the front, instead of grabbing him by the head with the claw like they should have. “The problem is he couldn’t re-exit the prize flap.” Listen, let’s not overthink this, now give me a handful of Australian quarters and let him crawl in there again.