Booze: like most retail stores I’ve been asked to leave, bars don’t like it when you bring some in from outside. Enter the bangle bracelet flask available from online retailer Ali Express. The ~$12 bracelet is available in silver, rose gold, or rainbow colored finish and holds approximately 3.5-ounces of

In time for Christmas next year (preorder available now, estimated shipping by October 1st, 2021), Nerf and Disney have teamed up to create this Mandalorian Amban Phase-pulse Blaster replica that shoots Nerf Elite foam darts. The 50.25-inch blaster costs $120 and takes two AAA batteries to power its eight loading

If there’s something strange in your neighborhood, who you gonna call? Please not me I’m already over my minutes and my mom is going to kill me when she sees the bill. Besides, I’m terrible in paranormal emergencies. This is the Official Ghostbusters Trap Incense Burner designed and sold by

Waffle House: like wrestling alligators, it’s a southern institution. And now the breakfast giant has teamed up with Greensboro, Georgia-based Oconee Brewing to produce Bacon & Kegs!, a respectable 6.5% ABV red ale infused with real bacon. Obviously, it makes the perfect accompaniment to your Waffle House order, even though

Are you the kind of person who decorates EVERY room of your house for the holidays? Well you’re in luck, because now there’s this Christmas Tree Toilet Plunger to sit next to the toilet in your guest bathroom, bringing Christmas cheer to everyone while they pee on the seat. Actually

Butt masks are a real product that exists. Bawdy Butt Masks, made by DOPE Naturally (WTF is going on here?), the masks come in four varieties: BITE IT (plant based collagen, hydrating + toning), SLAP IT (caffeine infused, retexturing + detoxifying), SHAKE IT (marine algae, firming + illuminating), and SQUEEZE

This is the $35 Stretch Clock available for preorder from almost object (shipping April 2021, if there IS an April 2021), a large rubber band with the workings of an analog clock attached along its length with the numbers 3 and 9 printed to the sides (with 12 and 6

Because nothing quite captures the essence of a Christmas holiday like drunk family members fighting with one another over politics/long-standing family feuds/who farted, this is a wine bottle Christmas tree. The tree holds 60 bottles of argument fuel and costs $300 on Amazon. Although I’m pretty sure it’s actually intended