The Laundry Jet Sucks Dirty Clothes From Bedroom To Laundry Room

In ‘honey, have you seen the cat?’ news, this is a short promo video for the Laundry Jet, a system that sucks harder than most of my so-called friends to pull dirty clothes from a port in your bedroom to the laundry room. The ports are not for use with penises and are capable of sucking clothes all the way to the laundry room through its 6″ pipes even on single-story homes, with an operating volume of about 77dB (a vacuum cleaner is 70dB) during its 20-second max run time. You can also purchase a return system to shoot clean clothes from your laundry room back to a pile on the floor of your bedroom! Awesome! Alternatively, carry your clothes to and from the laundry room in a basket like a normal person who doesn’t want to give God another reason to hate us any more than he already does.

Thanks to JustA, who agrees just because you can, doesn’t mean you should.