This is a video of explainer of things and self proclaimed man with no athletic abilities Tom Scott attempting to do some parkour under the guidance of Access Parkour instructor Hedge. He, uh, he wasn’t lying when he said he had no athletic ability. He jumps over a handrail and

Being a member of an elite force like the Shenzen Special Police requires things I don’t have *trying to reach TV remote with rolled up magazine* things like strength and endurance. And this is a video of the Special Police’s physical exam used to determine a candidate’s fitness. It involves

Providing a prime example of life in a nutshell, this is a video of runner Pol Altimira competing in his first 200m race of the season in Sabadell, Spain and stumbling and falling just a split-second before clenching victory. That sucks. Maybe not as bad as I sucked at competitive

Because Mother Nature is easily one of the freakiest women you’ll ever have the pleasure of meeting, this is a video of an octopus using its tentacles to run across the ocean floor, presumably to meet up with SpongeBob and Patrick for some deep sea hi-jinks. AND it’s running backwards.

This is a compilation of clips of Wrinkle the duck running the recent New York City Marathon. Did she win? SHE WON MY HEART, and that’s worth more than any medal in the whole wide world. “That’s debatable.” My girlfriend, ladies and gentlemen! She gave me a purple ‘participant’ ribbon

Because giving the crowd what they want is one of the earmarks of a true performer, this is a video of a cross country runner intentionally Supermanning himself into a mud puddle to appease the cheering fans, fulfilling even their dirtiest fantasies. Good times. Knowing my luck, the bottom of

Like I needed a reminder that robots can and will hunt me down given the opportunity, this is the latest video from harbingers of the robot apocalypse Boston Dynamics starring their Atlas humanoid robot performing a little parkour. So, if you were wondering if you could out-parkour a killer robot

This is a video of Cassie, a pair of robotic legs (and nothing else) developed by Agility Robotics, successfully running 5K in just over 53 minutes (running at around ~5.7km/h or 3.5MPH) and on a single battery charge. Not bad. For reference, the only way I’m finishing a 5K is