These are several videos of shoebill storks (obviously named because their bills look like shoes — ones you don’t want to put a foot in) bill-clattering and sounding like machine guns in the process. Man, those birds are nuts. Maybe not as crazy as my bird, but yes, I did

This is a video demonstration of an auditory illusion of a chant that appears to change what’s being said based on the phrase you’re currently reading, including “Bart Simpson bouncing,” “rotating pirate ship,” “that isn’t my receipt,” “lobsters in motion,” “lactating pirate ship,” “that is embarrassing,” “lactates In pharmacy,” “I’m

This is a video of 5-year old Rico the Brazilian porcupine holding and licking a spoonful of peanut butter at the Cincinnati Zoo. I also love peanut butter. And my girlfriend maybe even more than I do. “I just hate that I have to soak the spoons I use because

Because who needs a hotel courtesy call when you live next to a donkey, this is a video of a tiny donkey belting out his morning wake up call. I….was not expecting that. I’m not sure what I was expecting, but I do know it wasn’t that. Also, not to

This is a video of a sleeping cat snoring into one of those little voice-changing microphones. Did you forget this is the internet? This is the internet. The sound it makes sounds like a fart you really thought was going to be silent but had an agenda of its own

Because the human voice is the most powerful instrument in the world, this is a video of South Korean a capella quintet Maytree performing the opening intro for a lot of the major US movie production companies, including (in order) 20th Century Fox, Disney, Universal, Columbia, Warner Bros., Paramount, Pixar,

Imissmybar.com is an interactive website that allows you to use a series of sliders to recreate the ambient noise of your favorite bar. Well, for relatively boring, traditional bars at least. There was no slider for the amount of video games and pinball machines being played or shots being taken

These are two videos of South Korean a cappella group Maytree performing Windows and iPhone sound effects with nothing but their mouths. Most impressive. For reference, when I was in business school my classmates and I once passed an egg down the line using nothing but spoons in our mouths.